This site is now sponsored.

Like New Orleans and Mardi Gras, I've decided that I need to get sponsorship to keep this site going. Therefore, I'm proud to announce that I've signed up with the following companies:

CeeRay Candies - Makers of the finest New Orleans Chocolate containing more nuts than you can count. Good anytime, but best when water is added.

New Orleans Levee Board - Insuring your safety with the best politicians money can buy. Available for luncheon dates any time.

Grime-away - For easy removal of those ugly water lines. Recommended by 4 out of 5 Army Corps engineers.

Frailway Bus Lines - Need to get those old and poor people out of town in a hurry. Call Frailway at 1-800-ANDWAIT. A subsidiary of FEMA Enterprises.

Looters R' Us - Lost your home and possessions during the hurricane? Just come by the nearest Looters R' Us store for a complete line of fine clothes, home electronics, guns and jewelry.

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To all kids - Be aware...exposure to drugs and booze can lead to you looking and acting like your parents when you get older - The Web Master